RIP Green Jumbo Crayon

A couple days ago you discovered a box of crayons sitting in the corner of our bonus room and we learned how to color with them. Today you discovered what crayons tasted like... and you liked it.

Here's what happened:

You and pearl were sitting over in a corner playing and I noticed that you didn't have your binky in. Which meant that I needed to keep an even closer eye on you becasue you have started putting everything in your mouth. So I went over and picked up a few things that I didn't want you to stick in your mouth... and I guess I overlooked your jumbo green crayon (or you had already grabbed it becasue you had plans of eating it). I sat on the couch and turned on some cartoons for you and the next thing I know you have bright green foam coming out of your mouth. I fly off the couch and shove my finger in your mouth (while you're laughing- either becasue I looked crazed flying off the couch... or becasue your plan of eating the crayon while I wasn't paying attention had worked). So, I pull out the crayon. And guess what... your whole mouth was green, along with your teeth and your lips. I wasn't worried (I was actually relieved that it was a crayon, and not something toxic that could have caused you to grow another eyeball or something). I knew that the crayons were non toxic... but I thought maybe there was something that I needed to do, so I texted your dad. This was the conversation...

Me: Noah just ate a green crayon. What do I do?
Dad: Wait for green poop.
Me: Haha- I think I'll grab a new toothbrush and try to get it out of his teeth
Dad: I'm laughing. He'll be ok. He's sneaky.

So... I grabbed a toothbrush (after taking some pictures of you) and got it out of your teeth... laughing the whole time.

Oh buds. The adventures that you and I have together.